congraz to NasikaSakura

read the poem here Kawaii Eggplant
I'm purple and cute,
I'll make you puke,
but only if you are intolerant
of my fancy conglomerate
of the fabu that you see
because that fabu is me~!
So kawaii, so sweet
so purple and pink,
I'll make you go squeeeee
and smell me in your pee
but that's only if you'll eat
my fleshy purple meat.
But don't do that, I beg,
for as I have said,
I'm too young, too fresh,
too much shine on my chest,
too crisp, too taught
with the skin that I've got
for you to dare bite
this cute little site.
So, please, I beg thee, think it over once more
and while you do that, my stick legs will run out the door!
Down the street I stall sprint
as fast as a flint!
But alas, I am small,
and humans quite tall.
You'll catch up to me fast,
and I'll flop like a bass in your grasp,
and scream, "Please, sir, don't eat me dead!"
as my kawaii desu eyes spring forth from my head,
twinkling, shining, as my cheeks blush,
but it's not due to any blood rush
for the blush on my cheeks is nothing more
than two spots unripened on like wow srsly read it, you wont regret

(also check out everyone else brilliant poems

dont worry the eggplant will be with you all in soul and in the emoji

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(i hope that was happy april fools to you all. ill stop with all the eggplant business here haha. and have a happy easter too! <3)